Yo dont text me then not text me
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
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Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
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It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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