And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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