maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
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You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
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He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
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