i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
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