I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Someone came in the potted fern
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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