I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
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chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
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