honey bunches of taint.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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