But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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