it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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