just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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