woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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