dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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