I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize