I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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