I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Four minutes until I can fart!
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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