I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Randomize
