I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
this just has baby written all over it
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
its liver damage thursday
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