just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
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You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
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Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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