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Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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