hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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