According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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