Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
Randomize
