Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
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As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
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in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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