I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
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They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
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The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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