At least make sure they are 18
Why
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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