Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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Someone shit on the floor
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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