turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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