She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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