i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
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Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
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It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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