remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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