not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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