He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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