Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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