People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
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He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
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I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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