people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
