i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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