Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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