The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
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I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
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she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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