Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
As shirtless as possible
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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