Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
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