i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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