I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
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