I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
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