You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
Randomize
