I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
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found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
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Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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