Non-Jews are for practice
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
You made out with two different species that night
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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