Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Dear god my vagina.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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