Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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