So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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