we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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