She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
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admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
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If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize