Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Randomize
