I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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