whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
Randomize
