But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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