Your mouth is God's brothel.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
These 17 Parents Decided to Cut Contact With Their Horrible Kids
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
17 People Reveal The Reasons Behind Their Foot Fetish
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.