Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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