So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
23 People Reveal The Worst Culture Shock They’ve Ever Experienced While Traveling
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
27 People Confess Their Proudest Fap
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane