How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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