But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
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i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
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Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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